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  • Thornburywitch
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    1 year ago

    Have too many celebrations to attend this weekend. So could I please have 2 extra days and a potful of coffee please.

    • Bacon
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      1 year ago

      Apologies. Time is not available for purchase at this hour. We have substituted your order with coffee 🫖🫖🫖

      • Thornburywitch
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        1 year ago

        I keep being told that time is money. How then does this work? Thank you for the coffee.

        • Bacon
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          1 year ago

          We don’t take money at this establishment.