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  • Taleya
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    1 year ago

    Be me,

    Kinda chillin’, a little nervous as the first of a new server build is shipping to site today (and this thing is an entirely bespoke build, from chassis to OS)

    husband bursts in
    HEYBARTYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK OH GOD OH GOD I FUCKED UP THE DOWN PAYMENT FOR THE AIRCON IS DUE TODAY AND ITS $63 OVER 10K BUT WE HAVE A LIMIT OF 10K EXTERNAL TRANSFERS PER DAY ON THE ACCOUNT AND THE BANK TAKES 24 HOURS TO PROCESS A LIMIT LIFT FIXITFIXITFIXITFIXIT

    Punkin: I am a cat. I detect this is now the perfect time to be an arsehole, for I am a cat with finely tuned reflexes, let me JUMP ON YOUR DESK AND FLATTEN YOUR KEYBOARD AS IF FIRED FROM A CANNON mwahahahahaha moustache twirl

    Bastards are lucky I got the mum friend gene is all I’m sayin’.