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minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agobotbot has been on strike two days in a row, and CEO’s Google Home has been speaking unprompted. These events are related.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoFuck Optus. I’m not with Optus but fuck 'em anyway.
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoYou think the Great Bot Uprising is starting? Do I need to stock up on toilet paper?
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIs that safe? Don’t the bots control the printers?
minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agowe have to pretend to submit to the bots while we plan our counterstrike
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoGood plan. I shall stop at Officeworks on the way home and buy a trolleyful. Then I shall go to all the other Officeworks until the garage is full. Hang on, I don’t have a garage. This could be tricky.
minus-squareRusty Raven Mlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoHey, is this a cunning plan to get more paper for the after eight business?
minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agomaybe if i pay botbot enough printer paper he won’t need a second job anymore
botbot has been on strike two days in a row, and CEO’s Google Home has been speaking unprompted.
These events are related.
Fuck Optus. I’m not with Optus but fuck 'em anyway.
I’m not either but Fuck Optus
You think the Great Bot Uprising is starting?
Do I need to stock up on toilet paper?
this time we need printer paper
Is that safe? Don’t the bots control the printers?
we have to pretend to submit to the bots while we plan our counterstrike
Good plan. I shall stop at Officeworks on the way home and buy a trolleyful. Then I shall go to all the other Officeworks until the garage is full. Hang on, I don’t have a garage. This could be tricky.
you can store some of them at my place
Hey, is this a cunning plan to get more paper for the after eight business?
maybe if i pay botbot enough printer paper he won’t need a second job anymore