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The crossing road thing… what? I’ve never heard of that.
5 minutes man, it takes 5 minutes… apparently!
I can’t think of a single situation where it takes that long to cross a road. Is this person trying to cross a busy highway with no traffic lights? I don’t understand.
Looks like he’s talking about the City, at least the reference to the homelessness and drug addicts. Not sure
You can always j walk or get run over. You have options. Everything else is probably true though.
Maybe he’s crossing highways?
Possibly I don’t know. Article doesn’t say much