I heard, from a friend, of a friend, of a friend, that each apartment is going to be car themed. If true, then i’ll be slappin my deposit down the Dodge Ram themed apartment. My new apartments motto will, ‘Use lots of space, poorly’…
I heard, from a friend, of a friend, of a friend, that each apartment is going to be car themed. If true, then i’ll be slappin my deposit down the Dodge Ram themed apartment. My new apartments motto will, ‘Use lots of space, poorly’…
Meaning: enjoy the shitty internal and external design of your apartment, we have calculated that doing the work to make it aesthetically pleasing and functional would eat into our profits too much. That 12 storey office block above your apartment that we’re planning to lease out at 70 million bucks a year won’t build itself you know.
Ahem, its called Carpark-chique.
Ghetto-esque more like it. I do like the fact that the lower floors will be mixed car parking and apartments, that sounds lovely.
Anybody for flecks of rubber on their morning cappuccino?