This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts. You are in for a turbulent Flight.

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  • Bacon
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    1 year ago

    Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🥪🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥫🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉

    🔋 for the bot

    • Rusty Raven M
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      The bot thanks you for your thoughtfullness.

      The cat demands fish and chicken, and threatens to continue her sabotage campaign if not given sufficient treats.

      I would just like a nice hot cup of tea and to put my feet up for a bit.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        bot does not want to make the wind howl

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        of which food? Chef’s pick 🍅⚡️🔨🧈

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          1 year ago

          I’m eating only potato today. So unless that is a red potato, or a potato in disguise (would be smart around here), then I must refuse.

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      1 year ago

      I would like a Chinese banquet of vegetables and seafood. Please ensure there are also pickled cucumbers. Thank you.

      • Bacon
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        1 year ago

        🍄🫛🥦🥬🥒🥒🦐🦐🦐🦞🦀🪼

        • just_kitten
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          1 year ago

          Thank you most kindly. The braised mushrooms are perfection. And the mountains of rice.