Lemonade, Pink Lemonade, Raspberry Lemonade, Cherry lemonade and now I find out that Orangeade is not only a thing but it’s amazing too?? Australia is lacking HARD in the ‘ade’ industry. I’m gonna have to go ahead and fuck around and make this motherfucker of a company aren’t I?

Welp… see you all when I’m rich and you’re pouring my reasonably priced delicious ‘ade’ range of beverages over a tall glass of ice. Sweat beading down your foreheads, not from a hard day’s work but because you now drink so much sugar that it’s like running a 5k just getting to the fridge to grab yourself yet another icy cold, citrusy burst of liquid heaven sliding down your hungering gullet. More! More! You can never have enough and you can never get enough of that fruity milk squeezed from my throbbing teat as I thunderously laugh at the zeros which keep piling up in my bank account. Drink from me! Drink of me! Tell your families! Demand your children! Everybody must drink my delicious, thirst quenching range of home style lemonades and orangeades. Available in good stores, vending machines, restaurants, stadiums, churches & other houses of faith, home delivery, click and collect, click and don’t collect just pay and get nothing, afterpay, umm I dunno maybe a library if they have a shop or Bunnings! Yeah Bunnings for sure. And like… just wherever you go. Anywhere. I’ll be there.