I wonder what percentage of Australians will have stepped into a Bunnings over the past three years? It has to be above 90% of us, right? That’s pretty close to a record of us all.

“Protection against organised crime” my arse you could give the fucking cops footage of someone breaking into your house and raping your hamster while shouting their full name and address and they still wouldn’t do shit.

This is about floggable data

Does anyone know whether they published the ordered statement and where?

So ahhh, the massive fine?

Did they even get a wrist slap?