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Little Bastard Hair
Got bumfluff all over my face,
The tiny hairs are pale and thin.
Though in one particular place,
A rebel will sprout upon my chin.
Darker and thicker than all of its mates,
Growing long when I forget it’s there.
A careless caress, I’m filled with hate,
Rip it out, curse it, that evil hair.