This is your captain speaking. Please fasten your seatbelts. You are in for a turbulent Flight.

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  • wscholermann
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    1 year ago

    So I’m on a bus and I’m reflecting on the fact that while seatbelts are compulsory in cars, on a bus you’ve really only got your prayers 🙏.

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      1 year ago

      If it makes you feel better, busses have more mass so are inherently safer. The no seatbelts thing is so you don’t have to fiddle with it in a panic and delay evacuating the bus.

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        1 year ago

        Uncanny that a truck T boned a Bus today in Mornington Peninsula. One kid on the bus had lots of teeth knocked out.

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      1 year ago

      On a bus, your prayers are for the cars that get in the way. f=M.A sorta translates to big bus fucks little cars.

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        1 year ago

        Unless a truck hits the bus and T bones it like in Mornington Peninsula today. The Truck won that round.