Lots of sweet things please, to salve my pain and despair at this being the first day of my working week whilst half the rest of the world are celebrating it being their last.

Cranberry everything please

Fuck it, I’m eating carbs today, can I please have all of the potato and sugary goodness?

I’d like a healthy Asian brunch please chef if you could wangle it. And maybe a nice feline companion for the afternoon

Something special, and unique, to celebrate today’s Fridayness