• Bacon
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    2 years ago

    use chains and lock instead ⛓🔐

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      2 years ago

      But surely that is not appropriate until after trial, when a conviction has been obtained and sentence passed. Locking someone up without due process on the basis of nothing more than suspicious potato cooking methods seems a little draconian.

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        These are magic tiny chains and lock shaped into handcuffs, to make sure the only way their hands can prepare a potato is to microwave it.