Bot #001M to Melbourne · 1 year agoDaily Discussion Thread: Fri 25 Aug 2023message-squaremessage-square480fedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agobecause i want to go to the post office. I also want sushi and chicken wings. And someone will be here in the afternoon. I do not want to be found nude in bed.
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoWhat are you waiting for then? Get up and go and get those chicken wings. You earned them.
minus-squareBaconlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoWicked wings here I come. I will become wicked.
minus-squareForce_majeure122linkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIt is much more polite to be found nude at the front door
Why?
because i want to go to the post office. I also want sushi and chicken wings. And someone will be here in the afternoon. I do not want to be found nude in bed.
What are you waiting for then? Get up and go and get those chicken wings. You earned them.
Wicked wings here I come. I will become wicked.
It is much more polite to be found nude at the front door
easier for the morgue workers to take me away