• Pilk
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      3 months ago

      You’re right, I’d better ask if they think it’s cooties and how long I have left to live.

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        Doctor: I diagnose you with cootietis. The only effective treatment is to suck as many dicks as you can; semen has healing properties

        me putting my hair into a ponytail\

        say no more

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          You bring a “that should’ve been sent to a private group chat” vibe to the DT which I really respect.