After that massage I’m done for today. I’m sorry but my entire being needs to completely retreat. It is functionally impossible for me to use my brain to think about anything other than lying down on the grass in the sun. Good afternoon.

(Although, I am still concerned about one very upsetting discovery: the aldi near here does not stock frozen hash browns. Granted I haven’t been to an aldi in half a year because there isn’t one near where I live but is the case elsewhere?!?! Thankfully, there were potato gems)