Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 16°C, max - 22°C. 25% chance of at least 1mm of rain
Emoji inspiration: I call this part of the year (the time between Boxing Day and New Year’s Day) the “never-never times” because some things are open, others are closed, some people are working, a lot not, so fuck all gets done, and if you need anything besides food or groceries, you’re basically SOL
Happy International Day of Epidemic Preparedness!
Saw someone getting kicked out of Kmart today. Maybe I’m misunderstanding something about the role of a security guard, because it really seemed like it was mostly the manager and a few staff members doing the kicking out while security dude was just standing in the corner looking slightly frightened. I mean, I wouldn’t expect them to be dragging someone out by the hair while simultaneously suffering 3 dozen stab wounds, but if they can’t even handle kicking out what looked to be a fairly passive, maybe 4 and a half foot tall girl, I don’t really understand what they actually do
Visual deterrent, more or less.