Things to do today

• Start on my assignment
• Find some urgent cleaning that I’ve been ignoring for months but definitely needs to be done now
• Get back to my assignment
• Extra long dog walk. It helps me think and is not at all an attempt to avoid writing my assignment. Really. Honest!
• Get back to assignment. Reinforce with extra coffee
• 73 additional toilet breaks caused by additional coffee
• Make dinner. Plus desert. Sugar is good for the brain, right?
• Get back to assignment. More coffee. Doesn’t need to be submitted until midnight and I can stay up late.
• Half arse finishing the assignment. Contemplate whether 5% late penalty will be offset sufficiently by benefits of another day to edit.
• Submit assignment
• Sleep