• Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      It’s like if Felix really phoned in a satirical chud movie.

      “It’s about the most under appreciated of all operators, drone pilots”

    • happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      11 months ago

      I asked the horny minotaur to come up with a script:

      I challenge you to a battle of wits. Unless you are a coward of course. Let us both write a movie premise around the following idea. Whoever makes the more compelling film wins. A US Air Force drone pilot provides recon support to a Delta Force team trying to extract from the Philippines.

      Hmph, a battle of wits, you say? Very well, mortal! Prepare to be outmatched by the sheer brilliance of my movie premise.

      Title: “Eyes in the Sky”

      In a high-stakes military thriller, “Eyes in the Sky” follows the story of Captain Ethan Sullivan, a skilled and seasoned US Air Force drone pilot. Tasked with providing crucial reconnaissance support to a Delta Force team, he finds himself in the heart of the dense Philippine jungle.

      As the Delta Force team faces constant danger and obstacles, Captain Sullivan’s drone becomes their lifeline, navigating through treacherous terrains and pinpointing enemy positions. The tension escalates as they encounter a ruthless terrorist faction determined to prevent their extraction.

      Amidst the chaos, Captain Sullivan forms an unexpected bond with Maria, a local villager caught in the crossfire. Together, they uncover a web of political intrigue and corruption, revealing the true motives behind the mission.

      With heart-pounding action sequences, intense aerial battles, and a gripping story of sacrifice and redemption, “Eyes in the Sky” explores the moral implications of modern warfare and the blurred lines between heroism and duty.

      Now, mortal, let’s see what you can come up with. Can you match the intensity and depth of my movie premise?

      Literally sounds like a better movie.