spell card: extemporized doohickey

they should make a touhou game where you’re and the final boss is shinzo abe

CW: MacOS

I prefer to just toggle into launchpad or use the taskbar usually since I’ve organized it well enough don’t visit my desktop often since I usually fullscreen my browser/code editor

I would vote for Biden over Trump if Biden came and took a shit on my cat then used my hamster to wipe his ass.

This is a r/brandnewsentence I swear.

You’re an artist.

I’d honestly prefer to wipe my ass with your cat. I don’t think your hamster has enough surface area to really get my butt clean.

REDDIT PARTICLE LEVELS CRITICAL

capitalists never fail to market-optimize themselves into stepping on the rake that crushes their nose

read one too many Ayn Rand books, now I’m stuck in the dimension

I just tagged it on my pets and also Lea, I’ll fix it

edit: refresh the tab, I’ve cleared them

I did not think about that, damn gonna go back and fix the tags

edit: refresh your browser, I’ve cleared them

zoned out during his 5 minute screed on the soviets banning fun, shooting everyone and then putting them in gulags

interim choir director is having us sing an “Estonian anti-communist song”

Delta Charlie is approaching the White House, I repeat, Delta Charlie is approaching the White House, over

least libertarian power fantasy

new boundary-push in light novel slop depravity discovered. protagonist sells one-time assailant into slavery for attacking them. not only do they participate in the slave trade, they are the trafficker. this is never brought up again. the moral implications of this are never discussed. there is no indication that this is out of the norm. capitalism breeds innovation.

was up until 3:30 last night because of the light from my roommates computer which, due to the dorm design, faces my bed

marxism, famous for not having a veritable library of work

me when I don’t understand power dynamics

me when I flatten power dynamics