Gosh, everything looks so good today. Not sure why, but emojis look tons more appetising on the phone than the tablet. I’ll have a full spread thanks.

A fresh crusty bread roll with butter, avocado, blue cheese, ham, tomato, and red onion please

Something to thaw out my face plz chef - went to open the gates and had to replace the hard rubbish after all the scavengers got to it. 🥶