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minus-squarebananafunguslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoJust hopped into bed and the cat keeps softly licking my arm and then very softly nibbling at it. No idea what he’s up to, but I can see the headline now, “lonely shiftworker eaten alive by beloved cat in the night”.
minus-squareBottom_racerlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago'cat escapes stormwater drain and eats owner". FTFY
minus-squarebananafunguslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoYes, the one currently nibbling me is mine, the other is my housemates (the one you may remember as the sick old man).
minus-squaremelbaboutownlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 year agoI meant two arms (nibbles is leaving you one for the can opener)! But now you’re facing double trouble. Surrounding you like velociraptors
Just hopped into bed and the cat keeps softly licking my arm and then very softly nibbling at it. No idea what he’s up to, but I can see the headline now, “lonely shiftworker eaten alive by beloved cat in the night”.
'cat escapes stormwater drain and eats owner".
FTFY
Just having a taste. You’ve got two, right?
Yes, the one currently nibbling me is mine, the other is my housemates (the one you may remember as the sick old man).
I meant two arms (nibbles is leaving you one for the can opener)!
But now you’re facing double trouble. Surrounding you like velociraptors