The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening
Zelda doesn’t even appear
Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it’s the third game.
Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epicOxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
Dead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
EVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
He is 27 tho
Ya, but look at what he does at his job. He’ll be lucky to make it to 54.
No Man’s Sky
Obviously I am up here
Therefore you are a woman
“Oh, Trans’ Sky”
Assigned female at purchase
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
They were probably referring to the development time.
See also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: BioShock: Infinite.
See also Halo Infinite
And Katamari Forever
> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
I was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
For anyone else who still doesn’t understand!
With Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn’t see through the disguise? If so, I don’t think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.
Not so much that I didn’t see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.
That’s what I meant, you’re making the joke from the perspective of a person that doesn’t realize there’s an octopus in the game, even though there is one.
And the reason I said it’s confusing is because the game title is only perceived by the player of the game, and the player is explicitly told/shown that you’re playing as an octopus. So the perspective used in the joke is impossible, but I understand that I’m being pedantic, feel free to ignore my ramblings caused by the uncontrollable urge to point out the inconsistency.
