Thanks for uploading the full version. I just got trimmed one.
👑
Full size snickers aren’t even full size anymore. Did you know they’re 1/3rd the size they were in 1978? If they shrink anymore, they’ll be the same size that bitesize were in the 90s.
Bitesize used to be the length of your thumb, and full size used to be the length of your dick. Now bitesize is like postage stamp size. And full size are only an inch longer than my thumb. If that.
Is that metric or imperial dick?
I doubt they were the size of my dick.
I like the dichotomy between the two currently existing responses to this post.
I think it’s now the length of my dick.
I recently moved into a neighborhood with a bunch of kids and decided to be “that house” that did full sized candy bars.
I was disappointed to learn that the neighbors don’t do trick or treating.
I genuinely feel like that is one of the dying north American traditions
Yeah…I sort of get it.
The parents were telling me they’d rather do a trunk or treat or go to a party.
That way the kids aren’t running all around and almost getting hit by cars.
I got 10 kids last year if I remember right. I’ll get a much smaller box of candy this year.
My parents waited like 30 years to have enough money to be “that house” and now no kids come around anymore lol
What’s the point of having kids if you don’t let them have fun
Is this the grandma from Courage the Cowardly Dog?
Joke’s on them: they’re laced with Fentanyl!
