Italian vs sushi? It’s more like, microwaved hot dogs vs dog shit in a paper bag that someone tossed on your doorstep and lit on fire.

What’s the green stuff?

That’s right

This is a question of culture, not language.

So is that piece in the display still edible? Is it snack time?

Trapped?

I still can’t figure out why this is taught to children. What value does it offer, other than being generally well written, which a lot of other less disturbing stories also are? Did the teachers just hate us?

Just finished this. Pretty unique story.

So it does change then.

Somehow realizing for the first time that this sub is shittyfood-porn, not shitty-foodporn.

Ideally there would be a different building for it.

It’s an unnecessary red circle jerk.

Single women live longest

An addendum is required.

Oh good, I’ve heard that a varied diet is the key to health.

Edit: I meant to comment this here but it works on this post just as well.

Should have marked this NSFW.

According to a different species’s standard of sex appeal. Like if we died and some blue footed booby painted our feet blue.

Slick. Please update on how it fares at the event.

Anxious cats all the way down

I’m ready for the timeline where Melania saves the world.