Musk claims there was a DDOS attack on X — but The Verge is told there was not.
So there are only two possibilities - either Vichy Twitter is such a poorly run site that it crashed on its own, or it’s such a poorly run site that it’s not prepared to deal with being DDOSed.
Its probably fairly straightforward:
Their new format and infrastructure for video hosting was not properly tested, and they did not expect the amount of bandwidth needed to support viewership demand.
Basically, same thing as a modern AAA live service game launch.
It probably isn’t a DDOS. Its probably just… a distributed amount of viewers requesting more bandwidth than they expected/knew how to serve.
Except with a modern AAA game, they have an understanding on how things work. This clown doesn’t.
Oh, my sweet child, no they don’t xP
I mean, the devs and server techs know what’s going on, its the execs and middle managers that need to get a live service on a shoestring budged to make the shareholders happy that you made them 25% more profit than last quarter.
Well that’s the thing: they would need to hire actual server devs and techs in order to have somebody who knows what’s going on.
Having done both sides, I can tell you that front-end development in gamedev does not in any way form or shape prepare somebody for designing good backends at any level (code or systems architecture), designing multi-tiered systems or even to just design good comms protocols - they’re pretty much opposite sides of development, and not just in a physical or systems structure sense.
I mean, you’re not wrong but I’m not sure what you’re trying to get at. Yeah front end and backend development are very different skillets, but my point is the people working and coding and making the game generally do actually know what they’re doing, but its middle managers are given orders from on high by execs, most of whom probably haven’t touched a video game ever in their lives, keeping the board of directors happy with quarterly profit increases.
I wasn’t talking about the horizontal divide between front end and back end devs, but the vertical divide between management/executives and the devs and techs.
I agree with you.
My point is that it’s not uncommon for the higher ups (and even middle management) to think that making games is making the fancy stuff you see on the screen and not understand that as soon as it involves networking it’s a whole different ball game with a different skill set and considerations: due to thinking that “games developers” should be able to do the whole “game thing” (which in a game with networking is not just frontend but also backend) they won’t hire the people who “work and code” backend stuff and hence know how to do the backend.
In fact in my experience even the people who “work and code” frontend stuff tend to, until they actually try doing it, underestimate the difficulty of backend development and differences between that and what they do, hence overestimate their capability to do it.
The point being that they might not have the people who “work and code” in that specific domain because they didn’t saw the need for different specialists than the ones they already had hence never hired them in the first place.
I enjoyed this way more than I probably should have lol.
You really think an AAA game isn’t more capable than a platform owned and run by Musk? They guy who fired everyone that would make sure shit like that worked. Come on man, the sweet child comment is cute but you’re comparing New York City to some bumfuck town in Indiana.
Having been a player of “triple A” games for a loooong time, they are shoddy at best and appallingly broken at worst (see especially: on launch, immediately after a successor is released). I haven’t seen a decent game launch that wasn’t indie in over a decade, and I’ll only be quiet about it when even one game from a big name publisher doesn’t suck hairy donkey balls.
It’s all about the profits, baby. Squeeze those pennies until they bleed. Buggy games, horribly inadequate servers, mass-banning players automatically and inaccurately, cheaters galore; doesn’t matter as long as profits go up. The CEO of EA or Ubi or whatever is no better, don’t get it twisted.
I am remembering a lot of AAA games in the past two years that have launched and basically been unplayable for a day to two weeks due to some kind of combination of not enough servers, garbage netcode, or other game breaking bugs.
Elon just went to a different clown college.
A mandatory class at both AAA game dev flavored clown college and blood diamond mines flavored clown college seems to be the art of talking up a whole lot of cool innovative features and then going hugely over budget and development time and then cutting most of those features for a late delivery date.
(And no, I don’t care if the devs are good at their jobs but management fucked them! is the defense for AAA games. Sure, maybe that’s correct on an internal level. Doesn’t really matter for a consumable product. Would be nice if the idiot asshats got laughed out of the industry instead of new car collections, golden parachutes, but thats a whole 'nother discussion)
I remember a year back they just turned “off” their microservice architechture (Musk: “Why are we burning so much money in this microservice?”), or the part which allows for autoscaling as per incoming load. So the servers just reached 100% utilization and crashed.
how many russian twitter bots in one place does it take to crash twitter?
probably not very many because it only took a single psychotic new owner to do that when he started pulling servers out of a sacramento data center a couple years back, with no engineering and no planning.
I am still hopeful the Twitter HQ will become a homeless shelter one way or another: Looks like Musky boy just hasn’t been paying rent, so, fingers crossed.
Its probably just… a distributed amount of viewers requesting more bandwidth than they expected/knew how to serve.
So a Group Hug of Death.
Xhitters full. Don’t light a match or it will blow - it sucks though.
So they’re applying the Tesla method to Twitter now
Twitter is such a poorly run site
It’s run by the guy that started to unplug servers at night so I’m assuming bad infrastructure
Time to bring back the fail whale
Make it a Starship exploding with dogecoins flying out of it.
Vichy Twitter
I’m stealing this! It’s way too good!
I stole it myself, so you’re welcome to it.
I have no idea who originated it, but from the first time I saw it, I haven’t used anything else. It just so perfectly sums it up.
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Yes - that’s exactly what it is. Vichy Twitter is to historical Twitter as Vichy France was to historical France.
Did Trump tell him how rude it was to start 42 minutes late due to technical issues, or is Musk a white man?
Trump didn’t cause it, so he had no need to project.
A real missed opportunity to wait 3 more minutes at wait for his presidential number. Or wait 3 more years for him to be dead.
No. He did not.
or is Musk a white man?
Couldn’t possibly be because he’s not only one of the wealthiest people on Earth, but also Trump’s biggest and most vocal supporter? Nono, must be racism. That makes way more sense.
Or maybe a little from column A and a little from column B
Damn, your girl’s got moves!
But are those Indian moves or Black moves?
Yes
Not white moves either way
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Could it be because Xitter is made up of spaghetti code hosted on cheapest possible hardware?
Absolutely.
Sidenote: I keep seeing “xitter” being used, is it safe to assume it’s pronounced “shitter”?
You assume correctly
Xit that’s funny!
Bingo!
Xi sounds like Shi in Mandarin.
I sometimes instead call it Twatter, especially as it’s now full of bigoted twats.
X is reeling this morning after its website crashed last night due to an orchestrated attack on its servers during its Elon / Trump interview. A spokesperson for X said that the attack seemed to have been orchestrated by a foreign state actor. “We are currently looking for a group of roughly 900,000 people who could have carried out such an attack to silence Trump.” The spokesperson said it was clearly a foreign nation. “X couldn’t possibly have failed due to too many concurrent listeners. According to our latest figures, there are only 10 actual people who aren’t bots that still use X, 5 of which are confused and still think it’s Twitter.” Tech experts said that they had never seen such a sophisticated and well organised attempt to flood the servers, using millions of different points of attack. The experts say the attack was highly organised. “In order to get millions of computers to participate at the same time, the perpetrators harnessed social media to encourage people to flood the servers, and overload the website. This was sophisticated stuff.” “They announced their attack day months ago, and then worked methodically to make sure everyone remembered the attack date.” “The perpetrators must have known that no computer server can withstand the load of an entire nation trying to access the same website at the same time on the same day.” —
I love it! Reads like an onion article lol
wait what… this really is the official statement and not an onion article?!
No.
I was just saying they did such a good job making it up themselves that it sounded like it came from the onion lol
I admit, you had me till the ‘900,000’ people part
My favorite was the bit about the increased chocolate rations! 😄
“Trump is slurring in a way I’ve never heard from him before,” remarked podcaster Susan Simpson. “Elon sounds like this is maybe the third or fourth time he’s had a conversation with a fellow human.”
This is my favorite comment
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Fantastic statement. Modern without trying to be edgy. A+
Nice 😂👌🏻
That’s…a pretty good statement on it.
Do you have an original source on that? #IWantToBelieve
Found it via TheHill - https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4825312-kamala-harris-donald-trump-elon-musk-x-interview-tech-issues/
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“Kamala HQ retweeted” is chef’s kiss
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I mean at this point the weird and creepy Donald Trump is becoming his own “XKCD” in that there’s a prior tweet from him that covers everything he rants about, in a very negative light.
That’s what happens when the first thing you do is fire all the Site Reliability Engineers… Apparently he stack-ranked engineers based on most lines of code (SREs generally write less code and even often delete code) and fired the lower end of that scale.
Elegant, efficient code? Who needs that shit?
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It’s always those that are well appreciated in the corporate bullshit hamster wheel.
I hear that an intern accidentally committed their node_modules folder, and now they’re a staff engineer responsible for the live video streaming service. What a career trajectory! 🚀
No, those actually finish code.
The ones who will write everything by hand.
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While it’s not LOC, you would be amazed at how many companies stack rank on stuff like number of PR’s, how many revisions are needed to merge, size of changes, etc. I’m not talking about small companies either - FAANG companies, and not just one.
Could it be that Lonnie is a lying liar? No, not the man who has promised “full self driving” for like a decade and still hasn’t delivered it… He’s not a lying liar, right?
Lonnie lies like a mother fucker. But not as much as the orange shithead.
Offtopic, but my son is also named Bort.
Is @[email protected] a son who is named bort? Or are they saying they have a son named Bort?
Or that their son was the one responsible for naming Bort?
Yes.
By Twitter’s standards, the “DDoS” is probably just a lot of people tuning in.
The F(elon) Musk interview.
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e-lone skum
Seems like a regular thing happening on Xitter nowadays. Another day, another heavy load that doesn’t flush, I guess.
Elon tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel load
lol
