Have random people’s brothers sit next to you, or worse - tell you you’re in their seat, then someone has to get another chair for you.
Oh god and all you want to do is stick to your friend who is indifferent to your discomfort.
Have a random kid come over and ask you if you want some soda. If you answer in the affirmative he shouts across the restaurant “MOM, $name WANTS SOME ORANGE SODA! CAN YOU GET US SOME?”
My mom knocked that shit out of us by asking us to come talk, and then asking us to grab her a beer from the drink fridge
I ate at my friend’s home and I was starving. I got yelled at for eating too much. Yikes, still uncomfortable to think about.
Have you ever went over a friend’s house to eat And the food just ain’t no good? I mean the macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed And the chicken tastes like wood
please tell me this was a rappers delight by sugar hill gang reference…
And while the stinky foods steamin’ your mind starts to dreamin’ of the moment it’s time to leave
Ok but specifically they ask you to pray in any religion but the one you actually practice if you’re religious. Devout catholic, get ready to say grace like a baptist
Praise be!
Hail Satan!
For me that would have been eating on a couch in front of the telly, which was verboten at my house. Do it all the time now, of course.
I like to go out to eat by myself I think it would highten this experience.
I’d like to order the melons thanks.
