The French invented sex. Before then people would just sort of split into two small people who’d then have to grow back to full size, and it was very boring and not very je ne c’est sais quoi.

This is why beans on toast is a thing.

Right?!

Fifth columnists at The Onion using a completely different title, domain and website to sneak their woke agenda into our patriotic browsers.

This was always the trade-off of dynamic languages. You have to write a lot more unit tests to prove basic correctness, but you can move quickly at first if you’re not bothered about that.

But a hamburger is a sandwich.

He needs to man up and stop licking America’s boots. We can’t rely on America anymore - probably never could.

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East a jar of English mustard and report back.

Such as.

That frog was Elon Musk’s mother.

Sorry you have to vote again. We’ll do something about that.

You wouldn’t download a trainer.

Very DRY.

Sounds Brian Herbert as fuck.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

They’re doing this because their accountants ran the numbers multiple times and found there are still millions of pounds left in the economy that are not either in billionaire pockets or secreted in tax havens.

I don’t believe it’s costing that much. Chicken dippers are like two quid in Iceland - this report must have been looking in Booths or Waitrose.

The Bude Tunnel is another victim of this sad phenomenon. It now takes two hours to shuffle from one end of this marvel to the other during peak season.

It was only ever a testbed for techniques to ruin their “prime” service.