When I smoked my favourite one was “Smoking harms your baby”, as that’s something I’ll never have to worry about. The guy with the little breathing hole in his throat was cool too.

Focus testing proved it improved sales in council estates by up to 70%.

Make them pay 100% tariffs on frivolous lawsuits.

Yanks seem to be keen to go back to that so they can fund terrorism again.

Ireland totally has pubs. I think you might be thinking of Boston.

That doesn’t normally stop us, but barely anyone lives in the highlands.

I thought those were sprouts. Agree it looks fine though.

I went on Twitter to download my data pre-deletion (still nothing) and Billy Bragg was on there. What the hell?! That’s practically on a par with guesting on Joe Rogan by now.

You probably had to be quite determined to get run over by a taxi in 1924.

Next time I’m back in England I want to visit the Blake’s Seven/Doctor Who quarry.

Did he just tough-talk the curvature of space-time?

Trump Air would just be a Dutch Oven though

Huh, learned thanks to this that Vauxhall/Opel is no longer part of General Motors.

The ocean has killed more billionaires than the Moon has.

Maybe we can get AI to watch it too.

I watch Pointless and University Challenge practically nonstop.

Oz.

We don’t need journalists anymore, because CoD and Assassins Creed are the same game every year and Silksong is never coming out.

Propertygore

Fake. This guy has never been called “sir”.