If you say the magic words, laws don’t apply.
EDIT: I looked up two of these. Theft prevention act? It’s like they’re randomly cutting and pasting parts of laws and in their heads somehow it makes sense.
I can also randomly pick words from legal documents to say anything I want. But then, every word in this post came from a legal document including the following:
I now own your house and by having read this post you consent to a transfer of all your assets to me. No signature or confirmation required. No take backs.
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No, it has to be “NO TAKESIE BACKSIES, WITHOUT PREJUDICE”. Now it’s all mine!
Fuck! Ya got me.
Yeah well your spouse is now my spouse, oogity boogity I said the magic words. Also gimme all your shoes.
Granted. You are now on the hook for her child support payments for my raising her kids.
The one thing a sovcit can never do.
You didn’t capitalize anything so I’m RUBBER and you’re GLUE. It is now your RESPONSIBILITY as I have claimed my RIGHTS.
Where’s your red ink thumbprint?
Blast!
You didn’t use EMOJIS so payment in the FORM of $1M upfront, THEN the usual PAYMENTS 😘🤣🤔🤑💥🦶🐢
I think that’s two things: raised kids, and paying child support.
You can’t own my house if I don’t own a house. Checkmate liberal
“natural born” is part of the qualification to be President of the United States in the constitution.
“Under God” is a clause that was officially added to the pledge of allegiance in the 1950s. The pledge of allegiance doesn’t really have much legal significance at all in the United States, even if it is recited daily in schools.
“Natural born woman” sounds a lot like an Aretha Franklin hit.
This makes me think of people that add a “copyright” notice at the end of every comment
“I do not claim ownership of the song used in this video.”
Good, because you’d be a lunatic if you did, JazzMasterZero, but it doesn’t change the fact that you are still using someone else’s art in your monetized and shittily-edited dog trick compilation video.
Art is mine do not steal!
Ugh the ones with the “anti-AI” “licensing”? I honestly don’t know how they expect that to accomplish anything, other than look like a pretentious idiot.
Any better idea how to prevent scraping or, at least, be able to fight it after the fact?
For the US: you already have a copyright on everything you write. Adding CC-BY-NC grants others the right to republish it for non-commercial use, it does not remove any rights at all.
That “may” is doing some real heavy lifting…
She of course teaches a “donation based” class on Telegram about how you too can be tased and dragged out of your car.
Great! I was feeling too sane and reasonable anyway.
Who isn’t, really?
Study these codes written by the government, they give you rights; not those codes written by the government, they don’t give you any rights.
I don’t see a “may,” what am I missing?
Sixth word in the post.
I Declare and Decree that I Am …
Am I looking at a different image than you are?
You must be, because the image OP posted to make this thread is not that one.
I wonder if @[email protected] initially posted the image I see, then federation sync happened to fedia.io, then OP changed the link to a different image, and fedia.io didn’t update it?
I don’t know. This is the image:
Yeah, if I do “open original URL” and go over and look at the post at lemmy.world, I see the image you are seeing.
I’ve noticed other federation missteps with votes, just trying to pay attention to these little weirdnesses that are emergent properties of a decentralized social media environment.
I changed the image, I posted the wrong one at first.
I put up the wrong photo at first.
You know, I’m really rooting for these people. They are like Mario 64 speed runners looking for the new speed butt jump glitch. One of them might actually find something worthwhile.
I agree - I’m just waiting for it to get upheld by the Supreme Court before I get my cardboard license plates too lol
This can be viewed as soft evidence that we’re not in a simulation. Speedrunners achieve their goals, and do not waste time on unnecessary dialogue.
28cfr29 is about a voluntary theft prevention program. It’s not about registration at all.
Lol of course.
My favorite is the “without prejudice” part. That’s the part of the spell that let’s you banish a demon but don’t prevent it from showing back up later.
that lets* you banish
Oh hey, it’s no tits!
Ah yes, let’s reference all of the laws, for which you don’t ascribe, to justify you not ascribing to those laws.
This is what gets me every time. They quote US laws, but at the same time claim they are not subject to any US laws. How do they decide what laws apply and what laws don’t?
How do they decide what laws apply and what laws don’t?
The same way religions do, willy-nilly.
She left off her Facebook disclaimer.
Facebook idiots write „without prejudice” on everything
looks inside
Prejudice
What’s really interesting to me is how much time they invest in this stuff. It’s not exactly interesting. And there’s no tangible result for them, other than ending up in court. They do end up having to pay tax or whatever it is they’re trying to dodge.
What do they get out of it?
These sovcits obsessed with sticking to the DMV just seem like flat earthers - there’s no actual point to the obsession.
Yeah, but in exchange for their $500 fine, they get the “moral victory”, they get to feel as persecuted as they want to be (read: “aren’t”), and they get a cool story to share with mayonnaise people on their divorced middle-aged white guy fascist gunnut forums. We all have our hobbies. Mine is Rubik’s Cubes.
Mayonnaise people 😅
The American colonies declared “All rights reserved” (independence), King George said nope and sent men with guns. The settlers won.
Let’s see if this sovcit is ready to put her assertion to the test.
Let’s see if the French save her ass, too.
This one shocked me. There’s actual punctuation this time. Crazy.
“All Rights Reserved” being displayed is optional, but usually is done if the copyright holder suspects people may unwittingly infringe the reserved rights of their creative work. This person made their’s massive for a reason, because damn that’s a cool list of codes. Anyone got a torrent?
Meanwhile, here in Australia
I really want to know how they think a regular license plate means the vehicle is for hire.
