• Bacon
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    1 year ago

    my eye is already feeling much better

    Fortunately! Or else not only will you have to wear a pirate hat. You’ll have to surgically replace your left hand with a hook.

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      Q: Why is pirating so addictive? A: They say once ye lose yer first hand, ye get hooked!