• Rusty Raven M
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    5 days ago

    My work is like

    Caller: I’ve got this minor problem that’s not really that important

    Us: We have two trucks full of people and specialised equipment rushing to you now

    Caller: Oh, I don’t need anyone to come here, I just wanted some advice

    Us: They are coming lights and sirens, they should be there any second

    Caller: But I don’t… oh, they’re here

    • Catfish
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      5 days ago

      Yes! I feel so silly about calling. Neighbour reappeared btw, hours after my Wibble.