I would be more distracted by this sign in an office than my phone. Why does this superhero have a dress shirt and tie under his super shirt? Is the hand holding the phone coming out of the tie? Given that we can see the edges of the cape coming out from behind the 🚫 but nothing else, does that mean this person is a triple amputee super hero, missing their legs and right arm? The questions are endless

He’s up to 1085G now

The best part is you can swap Biden out with basically any candidate since 1996 and it would still work.

I’m inclined to believe that part it’s just that they aren’t going to be laughing with you

I try to make it sound like C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Be careful where you pour your hot cocoa if you have your dick out

They could be comrades if we could make them think a little better

There had never been a more accurate description of the leftist struggle

John Brown Day 2: Abolitionist Boogaloo

I commented this on another thread earlier this week but it is even more relevant now so I’m just going to leave it here again:

"But the plans were on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.'"

-Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Did we mention you must give the app access to your location information for it to function?

This is what happens when literally the only thing you know about John Brown was he was against slavery

I’d like you to meet my child, Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (Extended Edition)

After they stole the last pudding cup

Neutral Evil but instead of individual lines it snakes back and forth down the page so it’s just one long winding line

Someone who knows claiming to be an, “alpha male,” is cringey as shit but still needs people to know that they believe they are indeed an “alpha male.”

Quick question, are we supposed to read “usians” as “U.S.Asians,” because if so that is my new favorite term for us.