Yeah once I figured out what happened I did check the agreement and saw that I was completely at their whim with no recourse (MATE internet if anyone is curious). So at this point I’m shopping around ISPs that allow for a static routable IP, if anyone has any recommendations then let me know. Looking for 250/25 or better when it comes to speed
I’m pretty sure it ends up with him getting sent to a remote island on a missionary trip to avoid paying the pledge, and then he gets the locals hooked on drinking and gambling by convincing them to build a casino. Also love angry Elmo in the PBS mob “Elmo knows where you live” 😂