I find it really odd that salmon and eggs on toast, or avocado toast count as “dry lunch”. Even his ham sandwich has a slather of butter and tomatoes. Just how wet are Chinese lunches? Is everything less liquid than a soup counted as dry?

But if you only eat poison, the brain worms will starve

This is a weird and popular trope with various European countries that hold themselves above others. Somehow things like racism and bigotry are purely an American phenomenon, usually said alongside spewing some sort of bigoted vitriol like this guy.

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Turns out I was waging an extensive egg frying campaign this morning.

It’s not getting unlisted. This news has nothing to do with the company currently called ZA/UM (apart from, of course, stealing the company away from the creators and making this situation).

You cn totlly get by without them

Dehumanisation is a valid point these days? What a time to be alive!

There’s always some real humans duped by the bots and at this point they have 2 choices: accept they were duped or go all in.

If they don’t take the time to check your manners, they probably haven’t been attentively listening to the true crime. So don’t worry, your body will be found!

Calm down Brick Top

I know a Norwegian called Gorm and I can indeed imagine him saying this

No you don’t understand, the “journalist” was supposed to write an accurate article about 2024, back in 2018. Is it real journalism if there’s no time travel or scrying powers involved?

Or, you know, mugging is not the name of the actual crime…

Mugging is a crime involving an attack on an individual in a public place with the intent to rob them. It typically involves physical assault or the threat of violence to coerce the victim into surrendering their possessions.

Personally I tend to find guns pretty threatening.

Oh he’s changed since then? I guess 4 years is plenty of time for self improvement. Can you tell me what regime he followed?

Looks moreike Gollum to me

It makes me sad that you think you’d lose a fight with a squirrel

Truly the greatest Mountain Dew flavour

Whoa, now that just gives even more room for interpretation ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

My life is a lie