• ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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    Protip: you want to dig the hole ahead of time. Otherwise someone might stumble upon you with a body, and then you have to dig two holes.

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        It would get prohibitively difficult. You need to be deep enough that scavengers and cadaver dogs can’t detect the body, and natural erosion doesn’t uncover it. To do that you need a 5-6 foot hole, to get 4-5 feet of dirt on the body. 2 bodies in the same hole means 7-8 feet deep, which is hard to get out of and can collapse on you.

        A decomposing body will also naturally cause a depression in the ground as it decomposes, two bodies would make a more pronounced depression. You can mound the dirt to counter this, but that makes it more noticeable as well.

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        If you’re digging a hole to bury a body, it should already be big enough that you can just toss another body in with it.

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      In that case you should make sure that the person dies very close to the hole you dug. Bodies are heavy! This is one of the main reasons why it’s very difficult to perform the perfect murder.

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    mmm i’m not quite sure i’m ready to trust that the “i’ve been consuming truecrime at an insane rate for a decade and have convinced myself that all men are like the ones i’ve been hearing about” generation of young women will check whether or not i’m minding my manners before deciding to take action against me

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      If they don’t take the time to check your manners, they probably haven’t been attentively listening to the true crime. So don’t worry, your body will be found!

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      Maybe try to get your bros to mind their manners so nobody feels the need to test out body disposal methods.

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    Always the minority making the rest of us look bad.

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    ONE guy said this and suddenly it’s an indictment of all young men, and young Trump voters. Jesus, you people are every bit as gullible as the conservatives that believe every FB meme they view.

    “See! SEE! ALL libtards believe this! Told you!”