remember when trump got like two billion dollars in free coverage from the news and everyone was like damn, maybe we shouldn’t do that next time

Well, the news corps are at it again folks. More and more people are saying it. They’re gonna meme the big red boy into the white house again

Two one term fascists fighting over which gets to be the next full term war criminal in chief

Tiktok isn’t an app for kids, i don’t want to be ageist - it’s for all ages and everyone can have fun on there. But the way tiktoker’s talk on tiktok and other platforms with their cutesy little euphemisms for violence and sex does make me think every time “Ah, they’re used to the kiddie app”, because it’s making grown adults be afraid to talk about adult topics.

This is just the fault of censorship and not the app or the users, but it is literally sanitized kiddie language and feels very out of place and hard to take seriously on websites that don’t have that censorship.

honestly what’s the deal with kratom? I see it sold in sus looking stores here ?

All i know about kava is i stumbled upon a reddit thread about it and it had a bunch of comments of (presumably) white people who were like nooo it’s actually not cultural appropriation to take and sell indigenous plant used for ceremonies. I don’t know anything about that but if i was consuming kava i’d try to buy direct from indigenous people, same as coffee.

me for real

thinking about how i took a women’s health class back in uni and we discussed abortion and the entire class and teacher basically spent 1hr 45 min dunking on the few anti-abortion people in class and got them to agree it should be a choice

classist, but pro abortion

not yet

i was scheduled for a 9am meeting, so i woke up early. Got in "Oh we don’t need you for this :) "

Uhhhhh okay thanks for making me wake up early on a cold friday morning

i live in a jungle i work in a monkee tree i’m looking from an angle from a bird of a different breed, yeah

I never went to your school i learned in a monkey tree so come into the jungle where the drugs and the drinks are free, yeah

Tied to the rat race A big bird in a small cage you’re tied with a tightrope and you wiggle, but it won’t let go

you wanna be a free bird you wanna be a free lover, see you gotta run from the shepherd run, run away with me

either way it’s hilarious

i got some that has extra protein. Tasted like shit, but it’s fine if you want a healthy snacc. You can make pbish cookies or put in shakes and stuff like that

There was a downed line on my street and people are just… driving over it. This is your average amerikkkan car-cel and they will be choosing the next War Criminal President

i like red beans the most, king bean imo

But yeah fr it is good to eat a varied diet, luckily all beans are perfect bean

except lima beans tho

yeah i’m just like… wait, what do you consider healthy

it’s not that bad tbh. Some tips

1. follow directions for bleaching exactly, make sure to get it evenly on your hair and do NOT go over the time
2. depending on the dye, you can go over the time and it’ll just make it darker and last longer. This has been the case with the plant based dyes i’ve used.
3. hand mirror helps get your back, otherwise get a friend to help
4. make sure you got gloves, a towel you are willing to sacrifice to the Colors, and some soap for your counters nearby
5. cover your workspace with something (sacrificial towel) before you begin. If you get some dye on you or your bathroom try to wash immediately. if not, make a paste of baking powder and water and leave it on the stain, then wipe off later.
6. Your hair will grow back, so don’t worry too much about damaging it. That said, use a deep conditioner if you end up bleaching your hair.
7. if you’re bleaching, build up the grease in your hair first. I’d do 2-3 days of grease buildup (to protect scalp), bleach, wash out. Shampoo but DO NOT condition, even though it hurts. There’s some hair science about the cuticle being open after bleaching and that makes it better at absorbing the dye. Immediately apply dye after your hair drys. Alternatively, if your bleached hair is far too icky to handle, you could deep condition after bleaching, wait at least one wash cycle, then shampoo, then dry hair and apply dye. Just try to apply when your hair isn’t conditioned for best absorption. I’m not a hair scientist or anything, just regularly dye my hair for fun.
8. dyed hair bleeds when washed. It’s fine. Just be prepared to use your sacrifice towel for drying your hair and you may need to clean out the shower again.

i accidentally stumbled upon /exvegans and they were calling a bowl of pasta, chickpeas, and spinach unhealthy. Apparently because eating carbs is bad, and only vegans eat pasta or something i guess

some of my cats that were food insecure strays do this :C

getting big eye implants

mood, sorry you’re fixating on that. I hope you feel better, and can break yourself out of the loop with some fun distractions or something <3

oh my god i love them