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I thought to be a high ranking politician, you’d need to be charismatic at the very minimum
Richard Nixon. Hillary Clinton.
Charisma is optional. McConnell dies twice every day before breakfast. You just can’t go building a strong correlation between viewings of your videos and this one, though.
Pudding. With his fingers.
He knows he’s a freak and the visible pain that causes him is just so delightful
It sounds like he wants to cry.
Reminder that his previous job was to befriend and deceive prisoners into saying things that would make their detainment more unbearable.
And by that I mean he was a high school teacher. Oh also he was a torture lawyer at Guantanamo.
Snitches
can you imagine waking up to discover your weirdest teacher is now in charge of the state?
I got a little joy out of the brief look of pain after his strange laughter. he looks tortured right now but he knows he has to hold on just in case Trump is unable to continue.
Second place to the guy currently under indictment
For about 75 felony charges, no less!
…so far
He did everything right though
You’re 30 points behind Trump and you’re laughing, you’re laughing!
Here!
There is an idea of a Ron Desantis. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.
holy shit that last 0.5 seconds or so
Goddamn, what a weirdo.
Funny that Ron is trying to pretend to be a human.
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