some ratty audhd bi masc genderfluid punk warped and contorted by unspeakable horrors (living in south carolina)
God the biopic on him is gonna be so sick
Is it not clear that the pov guy is in the wrong or smth
Did you think it’s just some apathetic edgepost
looking at the appalled faces of onlookers after chucking a Molotov into the old downtown orphanage
“Heh… triggered much? OWNED, perhaps?”
“We investigated our puppet state and found no wrongdoing”
“I count lives, all on these songs
Look at the weak and cry, pray one day you’ll be strong
Fighting for your rights, even when you’re wrong
And hope that at least one of you sing about me when I’m gone”
ONLY TOOK FIVE FUCKING MONTHS
Oh SHIT THE LAYOFFS GOT TO US
Could’ve just been mid-late 00s Donnie from the Trump Steaks era
But yeah modern Trump would go on a tangent abt a diner owner who thanked him for the covid checks revitalizing his business, then talk about how rude the waiters in Boston are in contrast or smth before attacking Ed Markey
PUSH IT TO THE LIMITTT
I gotta stop idly browsing google street view when I’m bored because the amount of shitty minimalist boxes in every city makes me legitimately nauseous out of pure dread
The Rick And Morty guy’s talking gun game
I would sneer at yall for [British food joke] but Heinz is an American company so we really share the blame here
Also, for those not in the know, Iceland (the chain) has been suing like every food company in Iceland (the country) to keep the word “Iceland” from being used on their packaging lol
our government ought to secure the permanent interests of the country against innovation.
We really are living up to what the founding fathers wanted whodathunkit
At least he’s honest abt being a euro ig
The past few weeks have really made it sink in for me that we’re living through a decade with a worse cultural aura than the one where Shark Tale came out
I’ve used the aughts as a punching bag for so long to feel better about living in this era but the general feeling of malaise has gone on for too long for it to be a fluke of the transitional period from the 10s
slow-burn psychological horror vs fast-paced high stakes slasher flick (you still end up horribly mutiliated in some way by the end of both)
The last bastion of BlackBerry users (god bless)