• Zozano
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    7 months ago

    Back when I was maybe seven years old I went to this kids birthday party. I got him an ant farm with tubes.

    Later on when all the kids were playing together in his room without adults, he pulled the roll of clear plastic tubing out of ant farm box, he shoved one end up his ass and then started sucking on the other end.

    It’s nice to know that he is still alive and tweeting.

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      7 months ago

      I’m having a hard time envisioning the flexibility required to make that work. It couldn’t have been both at the ends at the same time? Also, did this kid just get naked in front of everyone at their party? To each their own, I guess.

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        7 months ago

        The clear plastic tubing was packaged in a roll, to be cut at whatever length the ant farmer wanted, so it was long enough to do standing up.

        He didn’t get naked, just put his hand down his pants. It was evident that he placed it either on his butthole, or up it, based on the effort he was taking.

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          7 months ago

          Ah, that makes sense. I was thinking more like a mini-m&m tube.