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  • ZozanotoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon fixes their games
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    24 hours ago

    Yeah I get it, I’m just saying it’s unnecessary. If I need to see what’s going on in the background, then my eyes should be able to focus on it.

    There are very few scenarios where DoF would be appropriate (like playing a character who lost their glasses).

    Like chromatic aberration, which feels appropriate for Cyberpunk, since the main character gets eye implants and fits the cyberpunk theme.






  • The lack of evidence for something to exist is not inherently a problem. Take for example black holes, they were only theorized before discovery.

    You don’t need to prove something doesn’t exist, it’s just a moot point. For any skeptic, as a matter of epistemology, not having any proof is as redundant as having proof for its nonexistence.

    The lesson religious people need to learn, is as aforementioned; not having proof should be the disqualifying factor, not proof to contradict their established beliefs







  • I think something like BotW crossed with Dark Souls.

    Skip out on having a trainer. You play as a ditto, battling different pokémon which have their own movesets in battle, and traverse the environment using their techniques.

    Eventually word gets out about the ditto which can freely transform and trainers begin trying to hunt you down.

    Battle consists of managing your stamina. Stamina drain depends on the pokémon and the type of move.

    Heavy pokémon have a large stamina drain on dodge. Nimble pokémon are great for preemptive strikes, but lack the attack power of the bigger guys.

    Saving your stamina for breaking the enemy’s weakness means an opportunity to transform into your charizard form and let loose a barrage of attacks, then swapping back before the enemy recovers.

    Obviously elemental powers are in play, fire can be used to set grass on fire (like farcry 2), electricity can be used to shock enemies in water (like BioShock).

    Defeating trainers means you can take their items, and transform into them. You need to be careful about navigating cities, as your ditto-face will alert people to your presence.

    The objective of the game is to reunite with your ditto clan on the other side of the map, because you’re a horny ditto, and you want to have fuck with another ditto and have a hundred babies, so you can have a hundred friends, and nobody can say no to being your friend.








  • I actually encourage a watch of the fourth film, but not as a Matrix movie.

    Lana Wachowski took her beloved franchise, executed it, pissed on its corpse, and left it unburied.

    The film explicitly states that Warner Bros threatened to make it without her, so she decided to produce it in a way that would guarantee fans ignored it, and the franchise would be definitively concluded.

    The entire movie is a “fuck you for making me do this” and I applaud it for that. It’s such a shit film, but I need to give it credit for its stance.