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Should… Should I be thinking about how to kill everyone i meet? That seems like a lot of mental load for zero payoff
Yes, but you should also be polite, efficient, and armed with a jar of piss
I’m barely able to remember my wallet and keys in the morning you think I’m prepping a piss jar every day? I could keep it in my car i guess
Keep your jarate in a cool dry place, trunk of the car will cause it to oxidize into something horri-
Actually, yeah go ahead and keep it in the car, that makes it more effective.
you should be gaming it out
“Gaming it out” for new site tagline?
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Lol this is like disco elysium
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
Is… is this him? This looks exactly like him
The mark of a true master of disguise
Koopa Dilbert
I think it is always worth putting a face to the name when men speak about violence.
Dude would crumple like a sack of potatos if a 12 year old hit him. I’ve gamed it out.
Crumple like a sack of potatoes when a woman asks him to clean his room
That’s the face of a torturer if ever I’ve seen one. I can’t imagine him lifting a gun or swinging a bat, but I can easily see him telling me they haff veys of making me talk.
It’s a face that is sadly lacking a hatpin sticking out of it.
Yeah that’s right, I’m a veteran of the war of mentally gaming out wrestling matches with other dudes
Pretty sure you’re just fantasizing about other men
When we see a man, we instinctively see his whole body in our mind, genitals and all, to observe for weak points. Often when viewing a tall formidable opponent I notice I find myself becoming aroused. This is because the human Man must procreate soon after defeating his enemy, at the greatest time of sexual energy and safety. There is no such thing as same-sex attraction, it’s a feminist myth.
Every man has an innate sense of whose dick is largest in any given area
Thank you for your service o7
Ah yes women are famous for never evaluating the potential danger of other people.
“Woman don’t understand this. We are born with hypervigilance. Only men have the strength and power of will to sit in the back of Denny’s watching the entrance and exits for any potential threats, never a moment to relax. Life is war.”
yes, that is what they responded to.
Women? Evaluate? Only us middle aged Western Men have the intellectual strength to game it out and then the fortitude to write our actions upon the face of history
He’s the perfect alpha male and women like you don’t understand his hate fuck ideology game theory.
This is what runs through Dilbert’s head as he sits in his fourth meeting of the day.
He has more lead flowing through his veins than blood.
My man looks like Larry David, but talks like Liam Neeson in Taken.
Dude’s acting like the residual trauma and neurosis he has from being stuffed into his locker by every kid bigger than him in high school is some steely seal team six war gaming.
Look you don’t understand, this is a dude thing. We’re masculine and violent. Which is why we’ve gamed this out to not have violence, because if it gets violent we both lose. I’m a manly man. Don’t make me get violent.
Why is it that when closet MAGA’s go public, they double down on their beliefs, and then their brain seems to rot from the inside out shortly after?
Cause it’s mostly just repackaged self hate that spirals out of control, pretty sad really to see dirty laundry aired out in public, but its also funne.
Agreed. It is funne.
Now that he says it, this is the exact reason I prefer the company of woman. Most men I got a 5% of killing them before they twist me like a twig. With woman, it’s more like a 20/80 shot I live another day. Hard to argue with the math.
I want Biden to federalize the Texas National Guard so bad.
Dude is speaking through some serious trauma. Doesn’t make what he’s saying any less awful, but it does speak to the fucked up way the US traumatizes people.
he’s said before that he’s had a gun pointed at him in anger more than once (not surprising considering what a piece of shit he is), it does sound a lot like hypervigilance
He could easily be lying
We should make him honest then…
let me believe this one
I wish he would at least lie with more difficulty
he’s said before that he’s had a gun pointed at him in anger more than once
I doubt that actually happened to him (maybe that’s how he gamed it out in his mind). But if i take him at his word then wow. That’s not a normal thing to happen to anyone once. He’s a piece of shit and deserves it, but I’ve met plenty of assholes who this hasn’t and won’t ever happen to. What the hell has been saying irl and to who?
I know of at least two people who have had it happen to that are perfectly normal as a result of road ragers due to “cutting them off” or honking. Nearly been in a similar situation myself I suspect had I not made an illegal u turn and sped off. Car brain in the South is something
Oh, yeah unfortunately that scenario makes a lot of sense to happen to regular people for no reason. Car brain sucks and it is extremely dangerous in the South
Retvrn to sawn off coach gun for dealing with road bandits
That’s not a normal thing to happen to anyone once.
Thread had me thinking back on all the dumb shit people had pulled pistols on me for & had one of those moments when you realize “Oh shit this really isnt normal everywhere else on the planet huh? Fuck me.”
Damn sorry to hear that comrade. Thread has me feeling it might be more normal cause the world is a pretty fucked up place
Why couldn’t it have just been once?
