Third commercial is “did you drink so much sugar water that your pancreas told you to go fuck yourself and stopped working? Are you really really fat? Ask your doctor about Ozempic today!”
I’ve been about the same amount of fat since the day i was born. Why? Probably some weird chemicals got to me as a fetus. Or the poisonous shit the FDA allowed in food i ate as a baby. Who knows.
I have just stopped watching TV because of ads, anything I watch is or online with adblock; but every once in a while I’ll go and visit my brother or parents and see some and TBH the most terrifying ones are those that are trying to do ironic or cringe millennial humor. Or just medication advertisements in general, those are cognitohazards
One commercial is like: Hoard a bunch of food you’ll probably never eat you terrified fat fucking hog.
The next commercial is like: children are going hungry in America, won’t you please donate to help feed poor children?
America is such a sick fucking place.
Third commercial is “did you drink so much sugar water that your pancreas told you to go fuck yourself and stopped working? Are you really really fat? Ask your doctor about Ozempic today!”
I’ve been about the same amount of fat since the day i was born. Why? Probably some weird chemicals got to me as a fetus. Or the poisonous shit the FDA allowed in food i ate as a baby. Who knows.
I have just stopped watching TV because of ads, anything I watch is
or online with adblock; but every once in a while I’ll go and visit my brother or parents and see some and TBH the most terrifying ones are those that are trying to do ironic or cringe millennial humor. Or just medication advertisements in general, those are cognitohazards