Saddam takes Kuwait oil = AIRSTRIKES!!!

Genocide in Rwanda = no airstrikes

Genocide in Darfur = no airstrikes

Gadaffi threatens to renationalise oil = AIRSTRIKES!!!

Genocide in Burma = no airstrikes

Islamic State takes control of oil assets throughout Middle East = AIRSTRIKES!!! AIRSTRIKES!!! AIRSTRIKES!!!

Russia basically annexes Georgian territory = no airstrikes

China’s cultural genocide of Uighurs = no airstrikes

Russia invades Ukraine = no airstrikes

Some rebels threaten the global economy = AIRSTRIKES!!!

I really hope this doesn’t turn into another drawn out war.