Best friends with American Jesus, the super tall white guy with long hair.
I wish cumskin Jesus was real, it’d be a good bit.
this is the face they invented crackers for
egyptian people should be allowed to kill anyone who makes up shit about the pyramids at this point.
There’s a reason Klan leadership pivoted into writing esoteric and supernatural “nonfiction” a couple decades back. That shit is insidious.
refuses to allow genetic testing of early emperors
shows a picture of a fucking taklamakan mummy. mmmm yes so prehistoric China had a claim in modern Xinjiang then? genetic testing is just elevated phrenology anyway, all it actually tells you is what groups/modern people are related to a particular corpse, or group of corpses. it can help identify some movements of people but provides zero insight into the culture or language or social status of the people. there is no white people gene, we don’t actually know how mummies looked or skulls looked in life.
also there aren’t any verified early emperor burials what the fuck are they talking about. the ban was on all kinds of archaeological corpses because westoids kept fucking stealing samples to do phrenology with
but like the second one has to be bait what self-respecting white supremacist wouldn’t say something like the coliseum and just claim it’s more impressive than the pyramids???
"If we steal from your culture is it really your culture anymore?"
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Genghis Khan? White.
Xerxes? White.
Jesus? White
Mohammed? White.
Sargon of Akkad? White.
The entire population of Australopithecus? Believe it or not, white.
Sargon of Akkad? White.
I mean there’s some Anglo Island dipshit using his name so, two Pinocchios for this line.
Carl Of Swindon? Extremely white.
Also British, a right bastard, and a culture thief. But I’m repeating myself
Genghis Khan? White
23 minutes of hardcore debunking on that claim (which i know was a bit but it’s cool historiography)
literally finding it funny that ghengis khan looks pretty much exactly what wed expect him to look like based off what we can observe of typical modern mongolian men but you have to actually convince some shitass white dudes that this obvious thing is true and real
Jenkins Hanz is definitely a white guy, I don’t know what y’all are talking about
They’ll look at the first fish to crawl onto land and go “oh him? He’s white”
Correct
ayo hol up you tellin me Kayden Lieblowiczski built the pyramids an’ stuff?
Atlantians were proto whites/proto Faustians. I’m assuming that’s what Spengler says in Early Days of World History
It’s more complicated than that. European cultures begin as an alchemical merging of Atlantean and Turanian elements.
Turanian? I would’ve thought Nemedian or Poitainian over them. Aquilonian even.
The most embarrassing part of that exchange is believing Spengler
Turanian? I would’ve thought Nemedian or Poitainian over them. Aquilonian even.
what do any of these words mean
I don’t want to go down a white supremacist Google hole, which I fully expect to happen if I just search them blindly
could someone who is a little more online please tell me wtf any of those proper nouns mean?
Turanian
my best guess on this is that they’re substituting “aryan” for turanian to avoid the nazi-coding. Turan is an iranian term for east-of-iran based on a legendary figure. as indo-iranian(aryan) split into iranian and indo-aryan in the general area of Turan i suppose the nazis probably think there was a central-asian atlantis of white people over there or something
the other two terms first results are from conan the barbarian lmao
thank you, that was sadly illuminating
seems like all the weird, vaguely shitty dudes I knew in my 20s all somehow banded together to form an openly shitty, truly reprehensible club
i’m probably giving them too much credit based on the conan references in the other terms, lol. a guy makes some dumb books that reference quack historiography and a few decades later a handful of nazis think its gospel lmao
I recognize some from Robert E. Howard’s Conan stories. He drew inspiration for the fictional setting from the popular pseudo-history of the antediluvian world (before the biblical flood) which included ideas about Atlantis with helping of race science.
I’m guessing white supremacist are taking long forgotten fake history from like the 20’s at face value
Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis and the rise of the sons of Arius, there was an age undreamed of. Unto this Conan, destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell you of this saga. Let me tell you of the days of high adventure
Atlantians were proto whites/proto Faustians
Were they sunk due to a deal with the devil? What the fuck is a “Faustian”?
Which as we know has a longstanding partnership with the Christian devil
Were they sunk due to a deal with the devil?
they were sunk because white people couldn’t swim
Yakub updated them later
damn china and their dastardly archeological integrity
I mean, on the one hand i couldn’t care less about imperial bloodlines. Its all a bunch of made up bullshit. Why not test them?
On the other hand, idgaf about China not allowing testing, either. They’re Chinas mummies or corpses or bodies or whatever. They can do whatever they want with their silly imperial nonsense ideas.
Test them. Or dont. what the fuck does it actually matter to anyone?
I mean, on the one hand i couldn’t care less about imperial bloodlines.
No, no, no. Hear me out. Consider a subpopulation of people that exist in a tiny private city, never leave the house, demand everyone wait on them hand-and-foot like gods, and then repeatedly get rolled by “primitive” neighbors every time they want to do some light imperialism on their borders.
Test them. Or dont.
“You won’t let us test your emperors!” is the thin edge of the pseudo-science gobblegock edge, wherein some whiny cranks at The University of Jesus Iowa with PhDs in Time Cube Maths send threatening letters to the local Chinese consulate demanding first class tickets to the Beijing Museum Of Fake Science to debunk claims made about how many angels can dance on the end of a pin.
Its just another Alex Jones “We Have The Documents” rant.
Doesn’t Israel just not allow DNA heritage testing at all? Why is this specifically beyond the pale?
Because they might discover that a good chunk of Palestinians are descendants of people who were there before the diaspora every happened.
(I meant why would the Chinese Emperor’s bodies not being allowed to be tested be proof of China’s perfidy while Israel’s one goes unexamined?)
I mean, I don’t even know if this is true in either case anyway, but yeah, when an ally does it, it’s great, when China does it, it’s proof they’re an evil regime.
White Nation of Islam guy who believes Yakub was actually white and invented white people out of love
I’d call white people “orcs” but they’d take it as a compliment.
: “Why thank you, we are a proud warrior race after all.”
I’d call them ‘elves’ but they’d probably take that as an even bigger compliment.
they claim that about everyone
i actually heard a similar thing about Japan from one of my college anthropology professors, they (sourcelessly) implied that japan refused to test because they didn’t want people to know the royal family was actually Korean or something. I could see the Chinese government wanting to just completely avoid any kind of stupid historical culture shock that could come from similar testing.
It’s not really a secret that most early Japanese culture was just shamelessly copying China until they eventually developed their own thing. Wouldn’t be surprising if the nobility had Chinese or Korean blood in there.
true, the written scripts are super similar and i think were brought to japan by buddhist monks iirc
It actually went back and forth sometimes. There are a bunch of loan words from Japanese in modern Chinese too, especially if they relate to science or economics. Like the Mandarin term for “capitalism” is 资本主义 (zīběnzhǔyì) and I’m pretty sure it’s a loan word from Japanese, 資本主義 (shihonshugi). Languages are cool.
Same for “communism” (共产主义) .
The worst part was the word for “science”, Chen Duxiu wanted to call it 赛因斯学 (sai-yin-si xue), but overseas Chinese students from Japan brought back 科学 (ke xue) which makes more sense lol.
It would be like finding the chuán guó yù xǐ
just completely fucking unimportant but ammo for morons so it’s easier to just disallow it
AutismDragon really doing gods work trolling Twitter for premium brain poison. o7 comrade
You may be entitled to financial compensation for exposure to brain poison from work in the post mines
Damn wish i got paid for this.
I have to be honest, I’ve been seeing the o7 a lot here and had no idea what it was supposed to represent until now. Best I could come up with was an upside down head where the 7 is a nose. I feel a bit dumb
It’s supposed to represent someone doing a salute, the o is the head and the 7 is the arm bringing their hand up to their forehead