TraumaDumpling [none/use name]

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Cake day: August 24th, 2023

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  • Kileak: The DNA Imperative (a PS1 game i’ve played emulated on DuckStation)

    its a real-time FPS dungeon crawler where you in a mech (power armor? kinda hard to tell, but i think its a small mech more than a armor suit) explore a tunnel complex full of cybernetic combat drones.

    the gameplay is kinda wack, you have to shoot like 30 or 40 shots (in single shot with the base weapon, a lot of rapid button mashing if you want to survive) at basically every enemy to kill them, the other weapons are super hard to find ammo for, and the tank controls in first person are pretty wild (in a fun way. you can move diagonally super fast for some reason. controls remind me of armored core 2), but it has such a sense of atmosphere its like one of those haunted PS1 videogames. Its basically like a slower paced Doom clone with more simplistic level architecture, most levels are linear corridors with some 90 degree turns and 4x4 and 6x6 rooms spread around. theres no jump or crouch or anything, just forward, back, strafe buttons with either L1/2 or R1/2 buttons, and you can’t look up or down except by holding R1 and L1 to look up and R2 and L2 to look down at pre-defined angles. it doesnt matter since the game has aim assist, the crosshair moves to lock onto the enemy nearest the center/closest to you (not sure which).



  • THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A FUCKING “NINJA SWORD”, ninja did not have standardized equipment or tactics or leadership. They were assassins and spies, they would have no use or legal cover story to carry a sword and would be immediately caught.

    a KATANA is a SAMURAI SWORD you fucking SWORD PHILLISTINES

    why? BECAUSE IT WAS USED EXCLUSIVELY BY SAMURAI

    they would EXECUTE YOU for OWNING A SWORD if you were not a samurai

    Heck, the samurai would hide next to roads at night and MURDER RANDOM PEASANTS that crossed their path just to TEST THEIR NEW SWORDS

    If it didn’t kill in 1 stroke, it was a SHIT SWORD

    and it was PERFECTLY LEGAL because JUST LIKE EURO KNIGHTS the samurai were WARLORD KILLER MAFIOSOS who survived by PILLAGE AND OPRESSION

    you idiot anglos INVENTED the term SAMURAI SWORD because your IDIOT ICE MUTANT MOUTHS can’t pronounce something as simple as “KA-TA-NA” so USE YOUR OWN WORDS IDIOT BRITS