There is no refrigeration so most of it’ll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.
Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.
actually I think you’re supposed to take the chicken out of the right boat, then take it across, then back, then the goat… wait i need to rethink this
There’s even a live chicken in the right one what the hell?
Which is great. The chicken can clean you of parasites and make you eggs. That bit of extra fat could give you the energy to build a garden out of those veggies.
Yeah, chicken is a good commune animal
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Food that will spoil in the sun within hours
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Food you can used to grow more food by recycling the seeds and stems
Hmmm…
i could catch fish with the meat
Maybe if you could catch salt with the meat.
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Neither. Where the fuck am I supposed to sit?
I was thinking “you are stranded on an island and this self driving boat shows up out of nowhere”
“I’m stranded on an island because I’m too racist to ask the nearby (brown) people for help.”
wdym stranded, there’s like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.
In that case I’d much rather reflect on the life choices I’d made that landed me in such a stupid situation.
What the fuck is boof jork?
straight up jorkin it in this strippet club and by it i mean my peanits
Love to get in the Meaet boat
Watermelon!
I’d argue patron saint of “humans are obligate carnivores”, liver king, sets a pretty good precedent that these people would rather die than eat a vegetable (not dying is gay)
Stohenl, my favorite.
for all the ai art defenders talking about how awesome it is they do seem to be pretty inept at wrangling it into appropriate imagery for what they’re trying too say
lil chicken
meaet
stoherrl
I fucking hate this shit, laziest dumbasses fucking shitting out this shit all day fuck you
None of those cuts are recognizable and the jerry can(?) in the veggie boat is wide as fuck
Can we take a moment to appreciate just how big those carrots and that cabbage are?
Mmmmm, delicious meae🐍
I suppose the scenario is wilderness survival. In that case, let’s see these guys lit a fire without flint and prevent spoilage in a hot humid climate. Hope they like internal parasites and diarrhea and fighting off random dogs and carrion critters
The fact that the veggie boat comes with a (unusually wide due to neural net jank) Jerry Can shouldn’t be underestimated in a survival scenario, either
true, my eyes confused it for an ugly trash can for a moment