MechanizedPossum [she/her]

I have skulls on my helmet, how do you not get this?

soap opera where they visit moral dilemma planet, but yeah

washable

cronch

wdym the one, they’re all wearing fishnets. It’s not a uniform if you make exceptions.

Fair.

When these people say “bankers”, they just mean jews, they do not actually care about what capital does to you if the capitalist falls outside of their to gas list

“This is what the world looked like before posting the age brackets for pedo-, hebe- and ephebophilia made people ask me hurtful questions about the distance i’m required to keep from schools.”

it would be funny if it wasn’t so fucking terrifying that this giant wedge of unyielding, purposefully crumple zone free metal is operated either by a tesla “autopilot” or the least reasonable bazinga brains on the planet

“Maybe we can do some nation building and get a new highly functional vassal state like postwar Germany or Japan, maybe we just fuck shit up and set everything on fire for a couple decades, let’s just enjoy the present moment and the process of getting to bomb brown people without placing excessive pressure on the future trajectory of our imperialism”

Yeah, this tracks.

Important opossum fact: Opossums are immune to rattlesnake venom and the reptiles are, indeed, on their menu. Opossums also make adorable ASMR munching noises and often hold their meal in their little paws while eating, which is unbelievably cute.

The problem here is that she’s not in a Romanian prison (yet).

Ha mucho mas

This guy is the biggest red flag collection outside of the DPRK

If you put enough life plants and filter media in, it becomes a miniature ecosystem and you can poop in there

I’m sorry to say this, but if you’re a white cishet dude and complain about “white cis gays”, you should probably leave that discussion to queer people and PoC, we’re the ones actually affected by assimilationist gay men trying to pull up the ladder behind them and you do not have the nuance and knowledge to engage in already messy debates within queer communities. This isn’t the best place to show your solidarity, there are enough queerphobic straights to spend your time on. You can and should ofc debunk obvious transphobia and racism spouted by such people, but do not go after them being gay if you’re straight. Even if you aren’t motivated by homophobia, all you’re doing is to buy into the reactionary PR strategy to make cis gay men and cis ex-feminist women the most visible mouthpieces for transphobia when in fact gay, lesbian and feminist people are vastly underrepresented amongst transphobes. They’re ofc still an issue, but they are an issue that should largely be dealth with by such communities internally. It’s extremely counterproductive if you amplify such voices by prioritizing engagement with them.

And yes, this is very likely to take the exact same trajectory “Karen” had. That term went from an airing of a very legitimate, acute grievance PoC had with white women utilizing their relative privilege and wielding systemic racism against black workers to “haha i can be a mysogynist on reddit and still sound woke”. Honestly, i think that apart from the weird wording about “white adjacent” people that sounds like critique of colorism gone haywire, this isn’t a particularly unhinged point to make and it would probably have been better not to include that part.

Also this belongs in the dunk tank.

wdym stranded, there’s like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.

Smoking weed has actually become a lot more chill and anxiety free after i started transitioning. I don’t know how much of that is psychological and how much is hormonal, it’s usually a bit of both with these things, but i guess what i’m saying is if weed makes you paranoid you should consider if taking estrogen is right for you.

Well, not really, but it makes perfect sense that being an egg and having untreated dysphoria and not being able to understand who i am made smoking weed a lot less comfortable for me, and i wouldn’t rule out that there’s something out there for other people as well that would make it easier for them to worry less and chill out more if they could find out what it is and fix that.