While I’m generally against genocide i do make allowances for golfers

Incredibly based.

Doesn’t China have tons of unused housing?

Lord Archibald M. Fitzravendish III

It will collapse China, and don’t call me Shirley.

What a name

Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.

Republican news:

China is killing golfers

Everyone else:

China is building housing on former golf course.