Apparently the question asked was: “What do I do if my girlfriend is dumb?”
My jaw dropped multiple times reading this. Just holy shit, dude. I felt like the only way to regain any sanity afterwards was to share it here to let Hexbear roast this loser.
Wait, do they fuck? Cause pretty sure there’s by proxy dick touching then.
I imagine it was just a mouth thing, like sex workers not being into kissing.