Instead of turning the wildlife into robots he throws them all into the hangout and chill machine.

The farming aspect is kind of satisfying because you have to get certain types to do specific jobs like fire types will smelt ore, grass types will plant seeds and water types water the plants and power structures that have water wheels. Still not gonna pretend that any of it is ground breaking but I’ll probably fuck with it for a few weeks because I got a friend that’s playing.

Yeah I don’t usually care for survival games but I’ll probably play it for a few weeks at least. Does take a lot of the tedium out of the genre when you get a fleet of Pikachus running over to craft your stuff or cartoon elephants watering the garden.

It’s less janky Ark but with Pokemon and the boss battles of Valheim thrown in. How do you feel about using a Vulpix as a flame thrower or a Pachirisu sitting on your head while it fires a SMG?

I played it for a few hours last night and it’s genuinely impressive how well everything works together, it’s all derivative of popular stuff but that’s most games since as far back as video games have been a thing. Just as a survival game I don’t think Ark plays as smooth after a decade or however long it’s been out.

I still use Yahoo email get on my level.

I’m going to boot up the copy I torrented earlier because I heard it was way less jank than most crafting games.

It was a lot harder to keep tabs on online friends in 1999.

Nah, still check in with WoW friends that I’ve known for like 20 years though.

Yeah I got married in Nexus TK, you could teleport to your spouse with the wedding rings even in areas that blocked summoning people in.

Ben has a yellow booger.

I didn’t play Conan Exiles for very long but the only really good memory I have is launching rocks with the catapults at someone’s base and they logged on in the middle of it and proceeded to ask me why I did it. “Because it was funny?”

Was Pizza Hut employing 12 year olds.

Reminds me of the redditors that will find a house online in rural Arkansas and say that if you’re homeless you should go there, never asking why the house is priced at 40k.

Fair. I used to tell friends who were really into Sons of Anarchy that it was just a soap opera for dude bros and they got really upset about it.

“The choice was kind slavery, or fast slavery.”

You laugh that he went in unarmed, but he was carrying a pen and had just watched all of the John Wick AND Jason Bourne movies back to back.

Think of those quarterly profits though Jack

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I’d hazard that a good percentage of Hexbear have desktops or laptops, especially with how many people here work in some form of IT.