Look, I’m not pro-clown, but the goals of the current movement just aren’t based on reality. If we regulate clown production, what’s to stop the companies from just making them in China? Or from skirting the letter of the law by making more mimes, stand-up comedians, or streamers instead? I am of course sympathetic to the people affected by this, but I’m afraid this is just one of those things where the root of the problem is capitalism, and fighting the symptoms is just a waste of political energy.

my son brought me a clown egg from the back yard because he thought it was chocolate (he didnt eat any thank god) i had to tell him to stay inside while i stomped on the whole clutch

Clowns have their place, and that place is running from nuclear operatives with the station code disk surgically implanted in their abdomen (by you, the captain)

We are all clowns

🎪 The ringmaster sends his regards 🎡